Sad News

Sad news..... It is with the saddest heart that I
must pass on the
following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
71.
Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much
he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a
crusty old man
and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy
is survived by
his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they
had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second,
please take time to
pass it on and share that smile with someone else that
kneads it.